Total points 8
Okay, this is a little creepy. I think there may be a family of dogs out there that have figured out how to navigate the complexities of modern life without human intervention. This picture is innocent enough at first glance, a whippet in front of a tree, nothing too unusual about that. But then you notice that almost all of the ornaments are also dogs ... and then ... an astute observer would also notice that all the family portraits on the wall are paintings of dogs! Woof Woof!
Natural Tree =
Visible tree skirt = 1
Visible Santa Claus decoration =
Tree Guests (babies, kids, dogs, decoration) = 1.5
Unique Tree Topper (NOT a Star or Angel) =
Martha Stewart Approved =
Gifts under the tree =
Tree Theme (colour theme) = 1 (canine themed!)
Crappy cell phone picture (probably need the points) = .5
A tacky ornament on tree (NHL, Star Wars, Jesus Snow Globe) = 1
Visible Ribbon or Bows =
Tree decorated by children (or possibly while intoxicated) = 1 (decorated by dogs maybe)
Visible ornament with a family picture =
Visible Candy Cane =
Unusually short or tall tree = `
Originality = 1