I yell at everyone in the house to ensure they keep the door to our basement closed at all times. I yell, and always question them to WHO left it open, when really it's me that forgot to close it and is a dumbass for leaving it wide open! Of course, with the door being left open the dog silently runs downstairs to chow down on a huge bowl of hairball control for indoor adult active cat food. Normally this would not be an issue, but the cat's food does not agree with his stomach much like White Castle does not agree with mine, leaving us a dilemma that can only be solved by the chow hound needing to go out multiple times overnight. Multiple is more like many, as in the number 6. My lawn is now a superfund site needing hazmat crews to clean it up. The cat is hungry, the dog is passed out and I am wide awake since five AM on a Saturday morning... My life and home are insane at times but I can deal with everything except my dog eating cat food. Maybe I'll switch the cat over to dog food since the cat already poops in a box?

I am sure this is not the last of this story-