OK now I have a number of problems with this! 1. He's on my side of the bed so I get the slobber, hair and other detritus, 2. Why's he on the eiderdown? Because of Lola's unfortunate digestive system rendering the duvet and its cover useable, 3. When you've got a stunning red collie, orange walls, a brass bed and red eiderdown, why choose black and white?