Part of the entertainment during lunch

...was to watch the parking techniques of the Parisians

Basic technique is to

Define that the space is actually the same size or more than your car.

The same size is good enough as phase two is to manoeuvre the vehicle into the gap as best possible then make space by judicious nudging of the surrounding vehicles.

There is no restriction on the number of nudges permissible.

Phase three, if female, comb hair, look cool and walk away.

Memo to self....don't drive or park in Paris.

Picture c/o Streetview