When DM started his new job he invested in some posh shirts. They’re so posh they come with little metal thingys that stiffen the collar even more than it already is. You know how everyone thinks we Brits like to be stiff? It’s not true you know.

It’s only those toffee-nosed public school blokes that like that sort of thing. DM struggles to maintain his poshness . If we’re honest he fails most of the time. He has decided to bring back dressing for work. He’s planning “dress for work Fridays” because he says it was “dress down Fridays” that ruined everything.

Go David.