If you think it seems that I’m turning my back on the rubber rabbit, then you’re right.
This is my third rubber rabbit since I arrived here. The humans in this house think I really love playing with a rubber rabbit, but they don’t seem to get the message that I’ve managed to knock the heads off the first two! This third fellow is on target for a bit of headbashing as well. These rabbits make an infernal squeak, which may seem amusing, but after a while I find it annoying. Once I knocked the heads off the first two however, the squeaking noise disappeared, so I reckon that if I persevere with this one I’ll silence him as well.
I’ve nothing against real rabbits; in fact they seem to enjoy the affection of humans almost as much as little dogs. Sometimes they even live in kennels like small dogs. But I can’t say that I’ve a lot of time for their rubber representatives.