When I was about 10, my folks and I would laugh almost every night at the dinner table when someone would say " take out Tippy, and don't forget the 'Super Dooper Pooper Scooper'"... Ah memories....
I had a lady stop and talk to me one day in my yard. Nice lady in my neighborhood. Her dog, a dachshund on a leash took a c#@$ right at her feet and she smiled and walked away? It was right there? I started to say something but she high tailed it out of there- (and she was carrying a empty bag to collect said droppings?)