Friends, I've decided to take up tap-dancing. If you look at my front-left paw you'll see that it's
lifted - this is because I was practising my moves.
Why? Well, it's part of my Squ*rrel strategy. Dad says he won't teach me to climb trees, so I've had to think of something else!
Dad was telling me about stoats, who apparently do a dance to hypnotise their prey. So I'm going to
see if I can hypnotise any squ*rrels with my tap-dancing. A brilliant idea, don't you think?