So this Indian Summer malarkey is all well and good, it's lovely to see the gorgeous blue skies and feel the warm sun on your back...but one of the downsides is the bleedin' spiders what had started their winter's hibernation the other week think it's Spring already and have come out to play

And have found bumper crops of flies and bugs to eat

Which is fine

But listen you pesky little arachnids, don't set up your dining table at mouth level across my path!! I don't want to be faced with this straight after breakfast nor after a bad day at the office...now, sling yer web....!!