Oh, don't be such a party pooper Fidel, get on the cart...
...and take a ride to the cross-dressing (Full)Monty Python(esque) Flying (9th) Circus Castro district; where you'll be right at home in the intertwined pile of Weather(ed) Underground fans along with other demoralizers of the post-modern American facade.

Notice that warm red glow? Evidently you don't have to die, to end up in HELL, after all.