Legend has it, an ancient indian burial ground that lies just to the east of this place was disturbed during the civil war, causing the waking of the spirit of one who was buried there. It is often seen in it's ethereal form, drifting into and out of the forest amongst the resort property. Apparently, this indians grave was desecrated by domesticated bovine feces.

We're pretty sure he tipped the cows when no one was looking.