Exerpts from Fr. JP's homily:

Fr. JP: "Saan ang National Shrine ng Our Lady of Fatima?"
Angel: "Nasa Brgy. Marulas"
Fr. JP: "Nasaan ang Marulas?"
Angel: "Nasa Valenzuela City"
Fr. JP: "Nasaan ang Valenzuela City?"
Angel: "Nasa Metro Manila!"
Fr. JP: "Nasaan ang Metro Manila?"
Angel: "Nasa Luzon"

Parishoners: Laughter (probably all secretly thinking by now: punchline, please!) :-)

Fr. JP, exasperated, continues: "E nasaan naman ang Luzon?"
Angel: "Nasa Pilipinas!!"
Fr. JP: "... at ang Pilipinas...?"
Angel: "Nasa Mundo!"
Fr. JP: "At ang mundo, nasaan?"
Angel: "... ah ...eh ... ummm..." (someone behind me disreetly quiped: "Miss, nasa Universe!")
Fr. JP: "Ayun, o - hawak ni Sto. Niño!"

(Laughter all around) :-)

Reminiscent of the song: "He's got the whole world, in His hands He's got the whole wide world ...
In His hands He's got the whole world, in His hand He's got the whole world in His hand."