Today was the highlite of our trip to England. Ginny and I had the pleasure of spending some time with John Cooper. What a great time we had. John is quite a gentleman and great fun to be with. He took us on a short driving tour of the Putney and Richmond area. We shot a bunch of pictures and I took lessons at the feet of the master of the Putney live web cam. WHat a wonderful time we had. John lives about a mile from where we are staying with Ginny's cousins Mike and Theresa.
The remainder of this report is classified as "TOP SECRET - DESTROY BEFORE READING" Unless properly certified, qualified and sedated, you must not read any further.
You will note the color of John's shirt. When I downloaded the photos I was agahst that his green shirt had changed color. We all remarked that he was properly attired for St. Patrick's day when we saw the beautiful green shirt he was wearing. It is only now that I am coming to the conclusion that his recent psyops training has been very good. You will all remember that he disappeared from pBase for a while. Although he made some lame excuses about the absence, I have finally connected the dots and discovered that he was actually teaching the APCFAOE (advanced psyops course for agents on earth). I doubt that I will ever be invited to attend the course, seeing as how I am still struggling with the ins and outs of the fratostatic discombobulator and the Bernoulli wave detector. I seriously doubt that Agent Listorama would have been so easily outwitted, but Ginny and I were easy prey and John took advantage of the situation to give us an object lesson in deceptive practices while seeming to be just a regular bloke (DPWSTBARB).
All seriousness aside, we had a great time. Thanks, John!
Confidential note to John Cooper: You were absolutely right, Agent you-know-who needs to be carefully monitored. I hope to have a go at it this summer.
My state of shock unduly affected my memory. The proper title of the manual I referenced is "Advanced Application of Assinine Acronyms for American Agents" (AAAAAA).
This confirms my worst fears: Agent Cooper, the master of deception, has duped me in the worst way. For a long time he has vehemently denied any interest in or acceptance of pink clothing. I believed him. His PINK shirt reveals the horrible truth about his cunning and my gullibility. Agent Cross, though I am shamed and depressed, I thank you for reporting the truth---knowledge is power. However, I might have to go into deep cover and re-group, hoping that members of my Team soon forget this disaster. Finally, please refer to Advanced American Application of Assinine Acronyms for Agents (AAAAAA): page 1348 clearly states that acronyms will not include letters standing for prepositions and conjunctions.
(By the way, I obeyed your wise admonition and destroyed your message before reading it.)
