A Shocking Picture
Some of you were warned. I told you that I was returning to my PaD with a shocking picture. I have decided to post today because I am getting hounded from all angles. Facebook, Pbase, my phone, in person…..sheesh. Can’t a guy just drop off the face of the Earth for a bit? Sorry. I’ve been busy. Again. For real.
Tonight our new guys got tased. It is the equivalent of the Romans watching some poor guy get mauled by the lions. Word spreads quick and before you know it there is quite an audience. It’s not so much that we relish in another’s pain. That would be mean. We watch for the same reason you drive slow and stare at horrible car wrecks. You don’t wish ill will on anyone……but you have to look. You just can’t help it. This is like that. Me? I bring a camera because I enjoy it more than most. Good times.
I say most because you will notice Todd in the background. Even out of focus, you can see the smile. Without this picture we may have never noticed how much Todd enjoys this. When a guy gets tased, everyone watches his face. Nobody notices Todd. Now, while Todd might be smiling, he has the right to smile. Todd has been tased more than anyone I know. When he went to the instructor course they would wake you up in the morning by tasing you. Well, maybe not, but it was something like that. He got tased A LOT in those few weeks. He has earned the right to smile.
This isn’t the sharpest shot of the group…..tased people apparently fall faster than auto focus can focus, but I like it the best. It’s the only one that tells the whole story.
I am not sure what would have to happen in my life for me to agree to get tased again. It was the absolute longest few seconds of my life. Nothing has ever hurt that bad before. I’m telling you, if the cops point a taser at you and tell you to do something, do yourself a favor and do it. Quick. Just apologize for whatever it is they think you did and throw yourself on the ground.
“I’m sorry sir. I’m sorry. Please don’t do that again. I’m sorry. That fucking hurt. I’m sorry.” - Crackhead redneck that I tased after a pursuit who moments early told me he was going to kick my ass.