Thinking is optional in Disney

It started out as a simple desire.
I wanted to get my hair cut.
I wanted the Dapper Dans barbershop quartet singing.
It seemed like a great way to get a haircut.
Things just went haywire when I met "Grandpa Mohawk".
The next thing you know I have screaming red hair.
With multicolored glitter to top off my little cupcake.
I guess thinking IS optional in Disney.

Of course I don't regret it a bit