This is my house and my yard. I live here.
I’m checking all humans and dogs who want to enter here. Cars too.
We’ve been having some problems lately with several roaming Golden Retreivers,
a stray Husky, and an arrogant big fat red cat. Nothing I couldn’t handle.
Oh, and there’s this tall grumpy human with a small white long haired terrier dog on a leash.
They shuffle along here twice a day. Both make irritating sounds and they both act like
they own the street: two pains in the butt for me and my human…
But otherwise this is a pretty good street. We have friendly neighbours, big trees,
interesting smells and some private space.
Well, that’s all for today. Go ahead, click your mouse now, and surf on.

Have a fab Friday, y’all!
-Anna