Got a bath.
I was against it. I kinda liked myself with that smell.
Found something on the side of the road. Couldn't eat it. So I rolled in it.
For some reason my humans didn't like how I smelled after that.
Humans are like cats sometimes. Always cleaning up, always washing.
So this is what they did to me...
Like I said: I voted against this. But it was 2 to 1...