This year we will be secret Santas making up a biscornu kit that includes something of our mystery person's favourite things.

With the "sshhhh you know what", we are not able to get together this year and as nobody has a living room that is big enough that we can sit 6ft apart, and it will be too cold to sit outside, we will be mailing our kits.

Besides, what a mess we would all make eating trifles through our masks!