Is what I feel right now.

However, I did manage to locate and purchase a can of the Dupont Teflon Multi Lube Spray at a Lowes in Epping, NH. Mapquest said it would take me 26 minutes to get to that Lowe's from work. I was able to go there, find & purchase the spray, fill up with gas, and return with a couple of minutes to spare on my lunch hour. This bike can move. . .