A lot of us are tired of the food here. Says Browngut: "The grass tastes like crap, but that's understandable since there's usually a cowpie within five feet of wherever we're eatin'...Hey, want a piece of ABC Bramble? Ha... ABC - Already Been Chewed".

Here's ol' Rich. He'll talk your ear off, but he's funny. He's got a problem with everything .....
"Yo! What's this "Eat Mor Chikin" ad campaigne with Chick-Fil-A? I got one: -Eat More People- ....Damn carnivores...."

Fred explains how it's not all about chewing cud and grazing: "We can't eat all this. There's over a hundred acres here, and only fifty or so of us, depending on who calls in sick with methane or a stomach ache from bad toadstools. What to do? Just one quick call to Hamburger Helpers, and within minutes a crew arrives to help eat grass, chew cud, cut, bale and stack hay. Just like that."

"Hey while you're out, pick us up a copy of "How Hiram Spent His Shrimp Money". ??? - Well, whatever the hell she's babbling about's gonna have to wait until next time. That's it for me. I'm your host, Horatio Cud. Good day.