Top left is "Bladder Control" Bob, lettin' it rip. One day last week he drank every mud puddle he could find, then stood in one spot and whizzed for thirty minutes. Those are his neighbor Bill's kids, who can't go one day without getting into something.

Elwood Porter has his own version of "pull my finger", called "crank my horn". He might want to rethink that......it came loose after three turns, with a little extra help from the boys, of course.

That's Fred "Slick Black Cadillac" Smith and his family. They're good cow.

Frank, Fred Smith's brother-in-law, is a known bs-er. "See these pines? Planted 'em 15 years ago. See that fence over there? Built it after they widened the road. Ha ha ha...."