Howdy. I'm Captain Larry Cud, herd leader. Welcome to my world.

That's Wrinkled Ed, and his young apprentice Vealboy.

Vealboy: "My dad grazed in the pasture, my grandfather grazed in the pasture, his father grazed in the pasture blah blah - blah blah - blah blah."

Here's the security guard, but I don't know his name. You know how they come and go. Anyway, unless you have horns or utters, you won't get within 20 feet of that feeder.