Christmas 2005, The Rest

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now what?	did I do it? see any fur or feathers? then I did it.	somebody turned my heating pad up too high.........	this hallway's out of control........it's time to take it back
the family room....what a name....the way people drive in here it should be called Thunder Valley...	wait! what's that I hear?	sounds like that Mahoney lady screeching the tires off her walker again....	It's her! I've got her now...........
clocked her at 0.2.....that's it....	ok ma'am, back it up to the couch, please	Another case of highway mayhem stopped in it's tracks. I'm the talking cat. Have a nice day.	soap opera guy on computer too...what a great world
looking at the old Wilson High School yearbook	the people haven't changed much	hey guys, hows it hanging up there?	"buzz off, you grass eatin', fish head chewin', hairball spittin' carpet wallower..."
I'll fix'em.....I'll booby trap the chair.....	wait, what the hell would they be doin' in a chair........	I got something better....I'll sneak upstairs and tie this string to the cage...	then I'll run it down here and across this latch.....
give it a little test and..........	bam! one good jerk and down the stairs they come............	Like that idea, you seed crackin', feather pluckin', beak faced, pigeon winged turd machines? There's more, too!	what the..............
who in the.................	you know those cartoons when the cat saws a hole in the floor? we're in one............	just what I thought.....they're wasting time	that better be supper you're making
in the door in record time	carpet fibers and cat hair flying	this could mean only one thing.....time for mouse on a string...	whoopie! gimme that mouse!
got you now, you no count rubber imbecile	where the...how'd it get back up there?	dammit, who turned the TV off?	never mind.....red feather to kill
wait, my favorite singer Howlin' Wolf, yippee...	must pause to honor	and wallow	stepping over the suddenly stopped kitty
Lillie samples the cool, crisp January air	and smiles as it does her good	time to go again	shunned by cat while shutters fly
a wave sends me on my way	door adjustment	another wave	let the rain begin..........
US 58 always offers a glimpse back in time	coming up on.....	that peanut place.....	too bad nobody can read it
the newer places have replaced the old ones	like this ghost market	the only thing left is the sign	I-95 is all wet
lovely day for travel pictures	the sky was a beautiful off-blue, and the rain a silver shade of wet	truck leaving a refreshing spray	the milk tanker is no match for the Honda
another winner	no time for Wilmington	Benson and Newton Grove, maybe next time	there's just no way to get a clear picture while driving in the dark
but that won't stop me from taking a few hundred anyway	yeah, what do we have here?	slow and slower	also known as the ten minute pass
which can take up to thirty minutes	with a tear in my eye, I waved goodbye to the trucks in the rear view mirror	spoke too soon, tears gone, mad again	shoulda drove the cross country produce truck
some lucky store will be rolling in fresh vegetables within the hour	a condiment truck isn't far behind	best picture of Jacksonville ever taken	what a road
high speed curves shuttle traffic onward	off ramp to the 'hood	I wish these roads weren't tilted	not much traffic in Jacksonville that night
new I-95/I-295 south interchange	flatbed leading by a nose	more spray	what a sorry way to take pictures
finally, more rain.....now I just need traffic	nicely lit	and shiny too

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