 winner of the food bowl dash for third straight year |
 Leonard, Esther and Linda enjoying the moment |
 fortified on high octane eggnog, Holstein starts in on Linda again about how cats in this town are all fishhead-eating loosers |
 Ok, toots...........I'm on leave and lookin' for trouble.......got anything in a baby suit? |
 Lordy, Mama!! you know what papa likes, don't you.......... |
 Linda: "Do you know how silly you look?" Holstein: "You talkin' to me?? You're the one wearing shoes." |
 another round of holiday refreshments |
 tracks going to the chemical plant |
 south end of the James River Bridge, US 17, on a cold winter day |
 looking north near the shoreline |
 there's nothing I enjoy more than nightly soap operas, except maybe driving in the rain |
 run that scene back over and over! |
 yeah, buddy........I'm glued to the TV now...........well, really, they glued me to the chair and I can't leave |
 premier episode, "All My Stupid Faces" |
 a stunned crowd watches a worn out videocassette unwind all over the floor |
 sleepy cat |
 Hazelwood Bridge, US 17, looking south |
 car for sale, hell, take the house, the yard, the trailer........ |
 Hello! |
 Hi Grandma! C'mere and look! I got three football games on at once......... |
 Goodbye! |
 cat rugs were big a few years back, but like everything else have gone by the wayside |
 at the stroke of midnight 2003 dissappeared |
 ok, it's time to play "find all the faces" |
 Elaine, Linda, Lilly Mae and the family dullard celebrate the new year |
 with faces (theirs, not mine) caked in old time movie makeup, the pictures rolled on |
 Charlie Chaplin lives on |
 Bill attempts to slip ice cubes down his 90 year old grandmother's back |
 Lilly is all smiles |
 a toast |
 the Mountain Dew flowed freely, until we all had enough and went to bed at 12:30 |
 Later Bill! Be sure to drive on both sides of the road. |
 the goodbye crew filing into position |
 see ya! |