My goodness, a big museum keeper popped out from nowhere and caught me in action!
I tried to wriggle, but he was stronger and much bigger than me.
Very kind, but very strict, definitely Swiss.
"You have just tried to done something strictly forbidden, Sir,
you have to pay a fine"
"Do you accept bearcredit cards?"
"No, Sir, only cash"
" I have no cash, no pockets, no cash"
"You have no cash, but we have a prison"
So here I am!
Send me money, pleeeaseee!