This is my friend, Kung Fu legend, Liu Chia Hui.
He starred in "the Eight Diagram Pole Fighter".
Check him up on IMDB.
We get on really well and he has just asked me to star in his next movie,
which should be called
"Frimp Kung Fu and the Seven Dragons of Beer"
I'm thinking it over.
I would ask Auntie Violet for advice before signing the contract...