The Conversation went like this:
Kid: "Hey Mom...Look at my Acrylic Abstract...it's called "30 Minute Pacify"
Me: "Hold it up so I can take a Picture of it!"
...and so she Did.....SIGHS~*
Clinking heels of Ruby Red Slippers together "It's only a Phase...It's 0nly a Phase...It's 0nly a Phase..."