Buxton Carnival

Buxton Rap Band	When I'm Playing This	Ouch!	It Was Either This...
A Very Nice Man	I'm Undecided	Elvis Lives!!!	Gee, Thanks Kid, My Favourite Snack
Where Are They Now! - No 37	The Carnival Isn't Over	I'm looking For A Good Welder	Oh Heck, I've Dropped My False Teeth
Might be late dear, there's been a sudden thaw	Further Defence Cuts	You Can't Land On The Pavement Grandad!	The Red Barrows
I'm Sure I Can Hear A Wasp	Wait Till We Get You On 'Parkinson'	Don't Tell Dad, My Mum Stuck All These Flowers On	You'd Look Worried Perched Up Here
Only If You Bring Your Friend!	Rain?	Dad, I Feel Sick	Dad, We All Feel Sick
Mind The Kerb!	Next year We'll Try Belly Dancing	Last One To the Pub's A Big Girl!	One Is not Removing One's Tiara for One To Take A Picture!
Mummy's Girls	Lean Green Driving Machine	Which One Of You Pushed Me Off?	You've Made A Happy Man Feel Very Old!
My Tommy Cooper Impression Is Much Better With The Fez.	Watch Out For The Skoda Dad, Or There'll Be Jam And Sponge Everywhere	Can Anybody Remember What's Next?	For God's Sake, Put That Fag Out!
Hello Mum, I've Just Seen Freddie Mercury	No, You Can't Have A Lift.	I've Just Had It Tuned Up	Bleedin' Hell, I'd Rather Pull Kate Moss
Thank goodness She's Got Off, I'm Knackered	Hay Fever Pill Anybody?	Next Time, We Pick A Campsite With a Toilet	What Comes after Ging Gang?
Give Generously, A Smack With A Chain Can Be Quite Painful	Can't Stop, I'm Bursting For A Wee	I Think We're Going The Right Way	If Anybody Else Asks Me What Scots Women Wear Under Their Kilts...
The Wee Lassies Haven't Sussed Me Yet, Hope They Don't Look Under My Kilt	Dad Got An EU Grant...