 the putt-putt course outside our resort |
 Medano Beach |
 tami and mike ponder |
 jerry and tina dive on in |
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 mike tries on a cowboy hat |
 tina gets her cowgirl hat |
 pale riders |
 the vendor is attaching a star-shaped flower onto tami's |
 yeehaw gauchos! |
 tami and her margarita |
 on our way to floatie-ing in the ocean |
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 tami starts to dip in... |
 pang assists in accustoming tami to the cool ocean water |
 tami shares the ocean back with mike |
 more vendors @ Mango Deck |
 got "picked" to do the Macho Man contest @!#% |
 all the contestants |
 doing my sombrero dance... |
 shooting the tequila shot... |
 and finishing with a 'mexican' yell |
 The Tequila Man demonstrates how to give a lap dance |
 lapdance portion (vidcap) |
 needless to say, i didn't win haha (vidcap) |
 bring on the shot.. |
 and a jimmy surprise! doh! |
 mike gets his don julio |
 a little extra somethin' something' |
 tami straight gets it in the eye |
 jerry downs the don-j |
 open up and say ahhhhh |
 party chen says yes! |
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 tami is coerced into a shot |
 a second whack to the face |
 hello with the size of that jimmy hat! |
 tina and tami get 'hand-picked' into the bikini contest ! |
 salud to tami ! |
 get down on the floor... |
 just a little bit... |
 getting doused with the water |
 the kansas city girl |
 party chen takes her shot |
 "the taste of your lips, i'm on a ride... |
 don't ya know you're toxic!" |
 the mexican chick does a literal "crotch shot" |
 and then goes wild |
 nice balance |
 back on stage for some biased applause voting! |
 cheer for the chens |
 tina striking a "winner's pose" |
 it may resemble tina... but it's actually kansas city girl again |
 tina's "round 2" dance |
 taking the gross las vegas guy to the "candy shop" |
 party chen should've won ! |
 one random perro chills by jerry.. |
 two dogs?? |
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 enjoying our cuban cigars |
 jerry and his two dogs |
 "should we trust rene for the discounts he's promising?" |
 signing up for a timeshare meeting to get our discounts |
 the driving path leading into Medano Beach |
 Sexy poses in their skirts ! |
 a better pic of jerry's "bed in a drawer" |
 tina's a bit sunburnt... |
 cabo wabo! |
 all of us outside sammy hagar's cantina |
 the spinning wheel at the Gigglin' Marlin |
 the bar next to Taco Loco |
 Mike doesn't seem pleased with the shot |
 jerry enjoys his |
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 hmm which to use for these monkey semens, dollars or pesos |
 thanks for the 'monkey semen" ! |
 the chen sisters shoot down another monkey concotion |
 the bartender hooked it up with a melon'ish drink |
 "No whining!" @ Squid Roe |
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 fun times ahead! |
 once again... no whining! |
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 no no no.... okay one more margarita! |
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 jerry the substitute pimp! |
 jerry and tina strike the pose |
 i forget what tami is removing from tina's hair |
 caught sewing the buttons back onto my shorts haha |
 pang looking for some fun juice! |
 extra comfy cot |
 tami watches tv |
 the VIP bracelets from the bikini contest |