It is as if, amigo, you have discovered a parallel universe... and in this universe we find the true, real history, Garden of Eden. You see, contrary to what the Bible would tell you, there was not just one snake, there are many... and they have eaten just about everything in that garden. When Adam and Eve showed up, they did not bother in wasting their time in tempting them with an apple from the "tree of knowledge." No, they just sneaked up on them and sucked their brains out..... and with that knowledge, the great train engineers of the early 20th century converted these snakes to pipes to exhaust all the hot air in this goofy story. Oy. Michael.
