"In this beautiful rugges land I have roamed
One lost Gnome looking for home.

Rescued by the Langes I was
My only wish was to live in Auz.

Given shelter for the night
I knew then I was alright.

Given the name eddie Boy
Made me happy & full of joy.

Now here in Gnomesville I publicy stand
the head of this bloody great Lange Clan.

To all that read this through
May good health & happiness be with you.