I am a coffee fiend. I crave and need it. I get up an hour early just to sit quietly and sip my coffee till I am ready to move on with my day...

That being said, I have started to drink tea- maybe for the better hit of caffeine, maybe because I can't drink caffeine later in the day as it keeps me up all night with a need for more caffeine the next day causing a vicious caffeinated circle of hell. And no respectful person would dare drink decaffeinated coffee. Blasphemy!

So, I start drinking tea but it takes forever to boil water and I am the most impatient person in the world. I don't have time for water to boil. Enter my new neighbors with their stupid nuclear fusion powered kettle. It does one thing, boils water in like 2 minutes and it looks cool too. I have wanted one since the first time I saw it. I came home from a business trip and my wife had one sitting on my desk. The ole tea kettle on the stove is on it's way to Goodwill and now I can boil at will now.