I don't think this would get thru security at the airport?

My wife is and always has been an organization guru. Sometimes, it causes tension because she's so exact in her ways but thats another day of conversation.

I was packing up copious amounts of ammunition for the move. I won't divulge how much shotgun ammo is in my possession but it's a lot, as in obscene (you can never have enough .00 or slugs, never). The boxes were going to be heavy. My wife watching me load these heavy boxes said I should just use all our luggage to transport it all. Geniuis.

I really hate her sometimes for her logical way of doing things.