This couple approached us to ask if we could take
their pic using their camera. Everyone pointed at me
and said I was the photographer, so I didn't argue.

It figures they had a film camera, and it was turned off.
I had to ask if it was on. The woman walked over and
flipped it to a different setting (it was a Canon, but mine
doesn't have an "L" setting and the camera wouldn't power
up like mine does when you touch the shutter button). I noticed
she turned it to the "full auto" setting for me.

Yeah, I'm the great photographer. Felt like a moron lol.