Sometime in the morning hours of August 20, 2005, my yard was vandalized. I had my suspiscions, but Kim denied any knowledge of the event or who was involved. A good Samaritan driving by happened to catch the culprits in the act with their camera phone. Unfortunately, the picture quality makes it difficult to identify the perps. The woman may be an escaped convict due to the possible prison numbers on her shirt. I think I've seen the other vandal before, but it's hard to say. The photo is attached, you can see for yourself.

There is reason to believe this is the work of an Al Qaeda sleeper cell operating in the St Matthews region, but no groups have yet claimed responsibility. I have contacted Homeland Security, but if you happened to have noticed any suspicious activity in my driveway this morning, please contact CNN or John Walsh from America's Most Wanted.