So, amidst sorting/donating bags of clothes to Hurricane Irene victims, we came upon a small black shirt ... Something an American Girl doll might wear ... And, well, Cheerio was notttt quite saavy enough to run away when she had the chance. Turns out, stuffing 6 pounds of feline bad attitude into a doll shirt is as fun as I thought it would be -- and black is indeed kind of slimming. Stacy and Clinton would be so proud. And, yes, this is what a cat looks like when it's enjoying itself. Trust me. I speak cat.