..a freezing winter night & its dkay doing his baddest, painting a subway underpass..
not even 5 minutes into the project a police car pulls up & beams blinding lights onto the illusive thug.. *RATTLING CANS* a pursuit develops down the trainline. where an overweight police officer, attempts 2 run down the olympic sprinter, back up is immediately called in and seconds later flashing lights blaze up the streets
dkay sets a cracking pace before scaling a barbed wire fence, shredding his clothes! with his exposed skin now vulnerable 2 the elements he comando rolls through a waterlogged canal, taking out numerous spider webs in his path, eventually refuge is found in a quiet laneway & believing the police
(who have a fondness 4 doughnuts) have bigger trash 2 take out in this city- is amazed as these, the most determined law enforces ever encountered have radioed 4 the canines NOW hot on the scent of this handsome hoodlum!
the chase resumes, & dkay grossly outnumbered by man & animal uses a clever diversion tactic; ditching his black baggy hoody- whilst simultaenously
making a leap over a green colourbond fence in the opposite direction. *CRASH*!..... now laying under a family clothesline, dkay feels police with dogs move along the fence, only 1 metre away, their mag lights & panting dogs are enough 2 scare the staunchest of night prowlers...
the dogs locate the clothing "good-boy good-boy where is he?" exclaims an enthusiastic police officer, but his optimism is 2 be short lived, as the next few minutes are spent in relative peace, as the now confused mutt wanders aimlessly..
that is until the occupants of the home he has invaded, decide 2 arrise & see what all the pandomonium is about... household lights ignite, toilets flush & doors open all the while dkay lays semi-clothed cushioned by cold suburban grass....
hours later an eerie calm decends on the area, the pursuit is over, a normal heart rate returns, & the residents return 2 their slumber, not realising outside their window lies a cunning kid who just evaded capture.
dkay using modern technology phones a taxi & makes a proffesional escort from the safehouse... this is when the scariest realisation hits home.... dkay discovers his shredded discarded clothing metres from where he lay, mauled & torn by dogs that would have surely eatin his ass alive!!
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NOTE: no animals were harmed during this episode, how-ever a drive by shooting, stabbings, ram-raids + numerous sex attacks were committed by real criminals!