I won the big prize last night, so many millions I can't even imagine.
Looks like I will be getting some L lenses at long last.
I expect I'll be hearing from lots of relatives I never even knew
existed. I'm going to be buying pbase soon, by the way, so prepare
yourself for the New Rules -- such as there must be a minimum of fifty
comments on every picture I publish -- and it must be voted as well.
You get the drift, I'm sure.

Anyway, I'm off to buy a mansion somewhere. (Outside of California,
they're known, however quaintly, as 'houses'.)

I'll be in touch.