Thank God for Photoshop. Were it not for this fine
avocation, I'd be an alcoholic or a crack addict for sure.
In other words, it keeps me off the streets.

I know I sometimes take an image a little too far,
like this one. Even so, I am grateful that's the worst of
my compulsions.

At the end of the day, I don't want to attend a 12-step program!
I'd rather sit at my computer and fiddle with Photoshop.