Truman was using some VERY inappropriate language, and I'd
finally had enough. "Drop and give me twenty," I yelled,
meaning, of course, twenty push-ups.

Well, Truman doesn't always understand me, and when that
happens, he does the best he can. In this instance, he
suddenly produced THIS. I don't know who was more shocked --
Truman, or me.

I snapped this picture as he took a closer look. And I figure
hey! Maybe he's not the golden goose, but this will do nicely
in the meantime!