The key to happiness, Jimbo, is often found within. |
Always keep your eye on the ball. |
Anyone can walk on water (providing there's a log nearby) |
Let's make sure we have jobs for these brave patriots when their tour of duty is complete. |
With proper maintenance, this truck could have been rust free. |
Breakfast of champions... |
Don't try this at home! |
“When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger” |
For over five years, people have made Sparky's PortaPotties #1 |
Always upsell... |
It was a simple question, I thought... |
Pretty door, sure...but shouldn't there be a handle??? |
There are some real bargains in the foreclosure market. |
With just a little paint, even a modest home can be bright and cheerful! |
Maybe this guy's tired of hearing it... |
This could have been you... |
If so, how can I patch things up? |
One more thing! |
It's important to honor your commitments. |
You Write the Caption! |
There are many paths to happiness. Follow the path with heart. |
Ah yes, grasshopper. But what is the sound of ONE hand clapping? |
You're the one who wanted to ride at sunrise. Now shake your tail!!! |
I sure hope you remembered to go before we left home. |
Now, when we get inside, I want everyone to keep their voices low to show your respect. |
Relax and enjoy the game, but don't overlook the importance of sunscreen! |
Let's remember, people! Spay or neuter your pets! |
The importance of stretching can't be over-estimated. |