Warp Power restored Captain

What a pain in the ass!

Ok, think about that one for a moment.

Bahdumdum, thanks I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.

That fill valve in my hand made a mess.
It is a $6.98 part.
When it doesn't work,
the water going into the toilet tank
and does not want to shut off.
So lets think about that one.
The tank holds 1.6 gallons.
And the water does not shut off.
Hmmmm, what is that odd sound?
Oh, that is just the river
flowing through my bathroom.
I am SO lucky it did not make it to
the hardwood floor in the kitchen.

Now for the quiz:
I have 3 toilets in my house.
How many new fill valves did I put in today?
I'll give you THREE guesses
and the first THREE don't count.