Buffy in the book

This is the book Buffy used.
I was the man that she abused.
Her wordification was wonderful.
It was not even close.
She totally spanked me.
No doubt about it.
I hope to have many more chances.
Vindication (oh, too many letters).
Eh, I'll try again.
In fact I can't wait.
Don't pull any punches Buff.