Santa is dead

Santa was killed in Bellingham last night.
Prancer and Vixen are both in critical condition.
It was a single sleigh accident.
Rum soaked fruit cake was found near the driver.
Police suspected foul play though.
Dasher was dazed by the accident mumbling "TREE" over and over.
A blinking red light was seen leaving the scene.
Comet heard yelling and laughing at the time of the mishap.
"How do you like THESE reindeer games" yelled the suspect.
The black cords used to tie up the reindeer could still be seen.
However police suspect the red-nosed suspect still had on a harness.
Police advise caution if you come across this sleigh pulling maniac.
The Island of Misfit Toys has an APB out.