Don't do it Dave!

I was driving home from my girlfriend's house.
Nobody in the world can explain cravings at 1:30 AM.
However a cheeseburger was my craving this night.
That guy in the background is bringing it to me.
I don't need the calories and I could have gone right home.
I will get home after this but I felt the need to hunt.
The cheeseburger in the bag gave its life for me.
I will honor that by not sleeping as I belch it up.
Grumble goes my tummy regrettably full of cheeseburger.