I always like to join in with the girls for coffee, chit-chat, and that sort of thing. So I was feeling a little excluded by the current handbag show-and-tell (well, actually, just Show), since I only rarely carry a handbag. (No, darling, not even that cute little beaded thing. It's so yesterday.) Anyway, I decided I needed to just empty my jeans pockets and see how I measure up, so to speak. This doesn't include the dogtag, dog whistle, and crossword pen I wear on a lanyard around my neck, but it's pretty much everything else. (And I always thought my jeans were tight just because I'm porky.)

BTW - I don't believe the girls are actually showing everything in their bags. If they are, then I'll bet only the married ones are participating. (Let's see how much trouble this gets me into.)

PS - Crop, curve adjust (for shadow detail), USM, frame.

Oh, shit! You mean I have to inventory this pile?
Wallet w/driver's license, bank card, Starbucks card, etc.
YMCA ID and guest pass
Phone
Money clip (with not much in it)
Stray crumpled dollar bill (???)
Pocket knife (removed at airports and courthouses)
Keys (car, house, mailbox, running club equipment shed)
Loose change
Lens cap
Various receipts (Borders, Bed Bath & Beyond (photo props), and Sunday night's dinner)
Carabiener (In case I go rock climbing???)
Visine
Pill thingie (white, pink, and blue pills in it)
No lippy, tampons, make-up, emory boards, rubbers, or compacts.