I found this on my kitchen floor this morning. No, I didn't drop it. I've got an alarm set for 6:00 a.m. (to impress people, not because I get up then). Normally, it starts playing Stars and Stripes Forever (Hey, Eine Kline Nacht Musik is NIGHT music) over and over ... and over. However, during the day I normally set the phone to vibrate so I don't forget and annoy someone in a restaurant or movie. Yeah, I kinda like the little buzz in my pants, but that's another issue.

Anyway, I left it on vibrate last night when I set it on the kitchen counter. So, come 6 a.m., the poor little guy just buzzed and buzzed until it vibrated itself right over the side. It missed the oven but kept on buzzin'. My dog went nuts. I stayed in bed.