Rockies vs. Mets - May, 2003

"Oh no. Not the farts. Not now."	"Next time I'll swing with a bat. Yeah, that'll work better."	"Dude, wait until you get in the dugout to fix that wedgie. Seriously."	"Hey, baby. Come here often?"
"Eye on the ball... eye on the ball... Damn!"	"Hey guys... Look, I'm floating!"	"I bet I can spit all the way to the grass from here..."	"You put vaseline on the ball, didn't you?! I told you to stop doing that."
"The PE Ratio is market price divided by earnings per share...."	"I am THE MAN"	"My, my. That Larry Walker sure is a sexxxy man!"	"Larry to base. Larry to base. Fastball. Say again... Fastball. Over."
"You smell nice"