She is just a good friend of mine. The title was inspired on her own comments when she saw the picture some time ago. It is supposed to be funny, but I guess not everyone shares the same sense of humor :)
I do like this portrait a lot, Hernan, for several reasons (from your composition to her expression). But I do notat best«get» the title at all. You sound like a disappointed lover to me; ¿thats not what you wanted, is it? db.