At "Auntie Carolyn's - The Dog-sitter"

Why are vacations so stressful?
Maybe because although Auntie Carolyn is a great dog-sitter, I still stress about missing my pals?
Maybe because driving with so many idiots on the road is worrisome?
Maybe because when you're self-employed, no one pays you for vacation time?
I'll feel much better once we get going! Better still when we get there.
And even better when we're safely home.